I kept coming here and starting to write something down, only to really how utterly fucking self-important I sound. Then I remembered that I'm not writing this for you fuckers, I'm writing it for my own benefit, and as far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty fucking important, so that's fine.
Wednesday March 12 2008
- I was three time the British Tae-Kwon-Do association silver medalist for my age groups.
- Almost all things, and all people are less important to me than football.
- I once cooked a meal for Louis Theroux during my time working a a motorway service station.
- I have an odd appreciation for the smell of diesel, vinyl and other oil based products.
- I would replace ketchup and mayonnaise with tartar sauce in almost all cicumstances.
‘Five Facts’ was Originally posted by: sarazucker
